Julkalender 1 - 2 December

Jag hittade en julkalender som Ebba anordnar. Varje dag ska man svara på

en fråga hon lägger ut på sin blogg. Jag hittade inte det här förrän idag, så jag svarar på 

både första och andra decembers frågor idag.

Dag 1

En bok som fått dig att rulla runt på golvet av skratt

Okej, så rulla runt vet jag väl inte riktigt, men här är några citat som

verkligen fått mig att skratta:

“I heard the man and woman cry a warning as I frantically racked my brain for some sort of throat-repairing spell, which I was clearly about to need. Of course the only words that I actually managed to yell at the werewolf as he ran at me were, 'BAD DOG!'

Then, out of the corner of my eye, I caught a flash of blue light on my left. Suddenly, the werewolf seemed to smack into an invisible wall just inches in front of me....

"You know," someone said off to my left, "I usually find a blocking spell to be a lot more effective than yelling 'Bad dog,' but maybe that's just me.”  

- Hex Hall av Rachel Hawkins

“Aunt Prue was holding one of the squirrels in her hand, while it sucked ferociously on the end of the dropper. 'And once a day, we have ta clean their little private parts with a Q-tip, so they'll learn ta clean themselves.' 

That was a visual I didn't need. 'How could you possibly know that?' 

'We looked it up on the E-nternet.' Aunt Mercy smiled proudly. I couldn't imagine how my aunts knew anything about the Internet. The Sisters didn't even own a toaster oven.

 'How did you get on the Internet?' 

'Thelma took us ta the library and Miss Marian helped us. They have computers over there. Did you know that?”

- Beautiful Creatures av Kami Garcia & Margaret Stohl

“You know," Gabriel said, "there was a time I thought we could be friends, Will."

"There was a time I thought I was a ferret," Will said, "but that turned out to be the opium haze. Did you know it had that effect? Because I didn't.” 

- Clockwork Angel av Cassandra Clare

Dag 2

En bok du har gråtit floder över

Harry Potter och Fenixordern, Harry Potter och Halvblodsprinsen

& Harry Potter och Dödsrelikerna av J.K. Rowling.

Sirius, Dumbledore, Fred, Lupin & Snape.

Taken by Storm av Jennifer Lynn Barnes

Slutet.